Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Vatican forgives The Beatles...

At the height of their fame The Beatles enraged the Roman Catholic Church by famously declaring they were bigger than Jesus.

Their enthusiastic pursuit of the sex, drugs and rock and roll lifestyle also did little to convince the Vatican they were anything other than a thoroughly bad influence.

But now in a move sanctioned by Pope Benedict XVI, the Catholic Church has offered the Fab Four its official seal of approval, forgiving them their various excesses and even lauding them as a “precious jewel”.

In a front page article the Vatican’s official newspaper L’Osservatore Romano, offers a glowing assessment of The Beatles’ achievements 40-years after they split, heralding their “beautiful melodies” and begging the question “what would pop music have been like without the Beatles?”

In an astonishing turnaround the Church dismisses previous moral outrages including blasphemous remarks, drug taking and even the dissemination of Satanic messages through their music.

While recognising that John, Paul, George and Ringo, were no saints during their time in The Beatles, the Vatican assures followers they were by no means the worst behaved rock and rollers of their generation.

Offering the band complete absolution, the article, entitled Seven Years That Shook Music, L’Osservatore Romano said: “Its true they took drugs, lived life to excess because of their success, even said they were bigger than Jesus and put out mysterious messages, that were possibly even Satanic.

“They may not have been the best example for the youth of the day but they were by no means the worst. Their beautiful melodies changed music and continue to give pleasure.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/7579019/Vatican-forgives-The-Beatles-for-bigger-than-Jesus-comment.html

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

'French architect to design Serpentine's summer pavilion'


'The Serpentine Gallery has had pavilions shaped like shiny amoeba, a storm in a timber factory and a giant spinning top.

The tenth in the gallery's series of temporary summer buildings will be a bright red structure with a built-in outdoor table tennis table by French architect Jean Nouvel.

... Nouvel was the definitive enfant terrible of architecture in the Eighties and Nineties, coming from a world of French critical theory and conceptual art. From early radical experiments, he has developed into one of the half dozen or so global architecture stars.

He keeps the image up, only wearing black (complete with fedora), except for a month in summer, when he holidays dressed entirely in white.

His proposed pavilion just about achieves the spectacle demanded by the programme, but the images are not totally convincing... The ubiquitous redness is described by the gallery as provoking a "play of opposites".

But Nouvel just loves the colour. The shiny red underside of his extention to the Reina Sofia museum in Madrid or his kilometre-long red wall for the Brembo Corporation in northern Italy testify to this love affair."

More: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23817903-french-architect-to-design-serpentines-summer-pavilion.do

And: http://the-daily-behemoth.blogspot.com/2009/01/crimson-queen_23.html

Thursday, 25 February 2010

'Futuristic cube for US London Embassy'


'The US embassy is moving from its Mayfair mansion of 50 years to a new £650million futuristic cube in Battersea.

American architect firm Kieran Timberlake was selected to design the carbon-neutral glass-sided structure in Wandsworth, south London.

The new 12-storey building, which will be able to house 1,000 staff, covers 45,000 square metres.

It is set among landscaping including a pond, which acts as a natural security measure, the design team said.

Building work is due to begin in 2013 and be completed in 2017.'

More: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7302771/US-London-embassy-trades-Mayfair-mansion-for-futuristic-cube-in-Battersea.html

Thursday, 18 February 2010

Michael Howard in UFO encounter...

'It wasn't just Tony Blair and New Labour that Michael Howard had to worry about in the run-up to the 1997 general election.

It was aliens, too.

Several witnesses insisted that they saw a UFO over the then Home Secretary's home less than two months before his Tory Party was crushed at the polls.

The large triangular craft, double the size of a jumbo jet, was hovering 1,000ft above the house near Folkestone, Kent, according to Ministry of Defence files released yesterday by the National Archives.

The revelation was among hundreds of close encounters described in the previously top-secret files.

The 6000 pages of material, spanning from 1994 to 2000, included a claim from a policeman that he'd spotted a UFO hovering over the Chelsea football ground in March 1999, and a 'near miss' between a Boeing 737 jet approaching Manchester Airport and a UFO, which was investigated by the Civil Aviation Authority.

The spacecraft had lights around its edge, a giant spotlight at the front, a disc attached to its back and could be heard 'humming' in the night skies, observers said.

They claimed it had homed in on Mr Howard's house and appeared to have been monitoring him for some time.'

More: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1251850/MOD-records-UFO-sightings-include-Michael-Howard-encounter.html

Monday, 15 February 2010

Symptoms of the Plague #2

'Children are being paid up to £25 a week to promote sugary soft drinks and other products through social networking sites and playground chat.

Products including Fanta and Cheestrings are at the centre of stealth marketing campaigns.

Firms are turning to the controversial tactics after moves to crack down on TV advertising of unhealthy products.

The Dubit website, set up by a British entrepreneur, recruits thousands of children from seven upwards to take part in surveys that are used by big business to shape products and policy.

Now it is trying to get the youngsters to promote brands to their friends in return for money-off vouchers, which can be worth £25 a week, and free samples.

Children and teens are recruited as 'brand ambassadors' by the site. This involves performing a range of tasks including putting up flyers, posting on message boards and social networks such as Facebook and Bebo and hosting parties for friends.'

More: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250931/Child-mini-marketeers-paid-junk-food-firms-secretly-push-products-friends.html

Symptoms of the Plague #1

'Lost the remote control and can't be bothered to get up to change the channel on the TV? Don't worry, you're not lazy, you simply have sluggish cognitive tempo disorder.

Or maybe you're prone to a bit of a tantrum when you misplace the car keys? Possibly a sign of intermittent explosive disorder.

These are just two of dozens of extravagantly titled 'conditions' under consideration for the latest edition of the Diagnostics and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders– the psychiatrists' 'bible'.'

More: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1250962/From-hypersexuality-sluggish-cognitive-tempo-disorder-The-excuses-lazy-new-psychiatrists-Bible.html

Sunday, 14 February 2010

Ghostly prefigurations

'Coincidences nearly always turn out to be less impressive than they sound. As a twentysomething working in the West End, nothing seemed more predictable than bumping into my aunt in Piccadilly: she quite often went to the Royal Academy; I quite often walked home to Pimlico. On the other hand, ghostly prefigurations – the idea that once something strays unexpectedly into your mind, it will then come back and set up camp with a vengeance – never fail to cause a stir. Earlier in the week, for reasons it would take a psycho-analyst to unravel, I had a dream about Albert Booth, once secretary of state for employment in the Callaghan government. Three days later, I found myself reading his obituary. A rationalist would say this was simple chance. My explanation is sheer triumph of the will. As the American poet Delmore Schwartz once put it: "In dreams begin responsibilities."'

From: http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/dj-taylor-come-on-pauline-1898749.html